Thursday, November 09, 2006

Comedy Gold

I love Indian matrimonial sites, if westerners have Myspace, we got shaadi.com, and bharatmatrimony.com for da hookupz yo.

Browse through some of these profiles, and you'll find racism, nepotism, close mindedness, ignorance, and candid admissions of economic strata and employment status of sibling, father and mother.

But it serves a very important function. Without arranged marriage, 70% of Indian men and women would die virgins.

When you go through the site, you seriously wonder, which asshole said that Indian women are beautiful in the world? Maybe 1 in 10 are. And the less you say about men the better. I blame arranged marriages for this. Evolution would have weeded out the ugly if it weren't for the safety net of arranged marriages, which perpetuate this cycle. When it ceases to be a decisive survival factor, the species comes up with specimens in varying degrees of grotesquenesses.

Some examples:
Complexion: Wheatish

I AM VERY HOMELY AND FRIENDLY GIRL WITH BEAUTIFUL MIND.AS I AM FROM JOINT FAMILY KNOWS THE VALU OF HUMAN RALATIONS.

Fair N Lovely

Body Type: Athletic

0_o - Wau

6 comments:

C said...

awesome dude. still roflol. try and submit this as a weekend web idea on SA.

MellowDrama said...

"if it weren't for the safety net of arranged marriages...."
BINGO!!! Hmm..Matrimonials are a window to our world eh?

Avinash said...

Of course, if 70% die virgins, it might help alleviate our population crisis... I say bring these mofo's DOWN! (leave the cuties alone though)

Supriya said...

* cries laughing *

Maya2in1 said...

Have a minute thought for most of these people who figure on those ads- forced by family pressure. How many of them would rather meet and wed some nice person they meet somewhere? Without asking grandparents and grandaunts, uncles etc. about their approval.

sundarjhu said...

Sriram man, you're just bitter because you haven't met THIS guy on BharatMatrimony.com.

I mean, damn! If I weren't into chicks, I'd totally want to bear him a few dozen mountain-climbing children.