Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Why God Why

Interesting snippet from this article at Indiatimes, which seems to be posting an average of 20+ articles a day on cricket. I wonder if they will keep the averages up, now that India is out.

When Tendulkar cried
"Tendulkar, who had contributed nothing in India's chase earlier in the day, being clean bowled by Dilhara Fernando, first tried to control his emotions but unable to do so, locked himself in the bathroom lest he made a spectacle of self in the public. "

It doesn't mention who the junior crickets were, but this little nugget had me laughing..

Young fast bowler S Sreesanth's emotions got better of him as he too broke into tears. Sreesanth just couldn't stop crying and kept saying: "Why God did this to us?"

Why god did this to us?

WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM?

Good evening to our viewers, I am Rajdeep Sardesai and you are watching Question Time India. Today we have an interesting panel of experts here at our studio; both need no introduction: Lord Jesus and Lord Krishna.

They are here today to address allegations by
Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, who has accused them collectively of sabotaging India's chances at the ICC World Cup.

We tried to get Allah into our studio, unfortunately he is an ethereal being without a physical manifestation.


So, tell me Krishna and Jesus, why did you do this?

..... "Oh no, Jesus and Krishna are flying off into the Himalayas !!"

Luckily for us, we have another expert at our studio, Nobel Prize winner Albert Einstein. Yes Mr. Einstein, what do you have to say to Sreesanth.

"Good evening everyone. I think Sreesanth is an idiot and I wish him only more suffering and unhappiness... God does not play dice."














"You will have to explain yourself here sir. Not all our viewers are well versed in the subject of quantum mechanics and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle."











"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings."
















"Perhaps Sreesanth will have to reevaluate his value systems and acknowledge the pervasive scientific view that he is not the centre of our known universe. "




"We'll be right back after this short commercial message."

9 comments:

roswitha said...

* laughs as much as this as did at 300, only in a much healthier way *

RadhaKrishna said...

Real funny. The best jokes around on India's loss in the world cup.

Mayank said...

BWAHAHAAHAA! Why God Why!?! That one made my day :-)

Someone should tell these retards that just because Rebook/Pepsi tells them they're cool and will win the World Cup does not actually mean they will.

Veena said...

Muahahahahaha... you topped yesterday’s preview. Jesus and Krishna’s gay-scapade had me in (most un-Hindu like) splits. I’m practising (and perfecting) Sreesanth’s heartfelt cry in my best mallu accent – and as an added bonus, in 5 different languages, no less.

firefoxcub said...

ha ha ha v funny. so india is out, eh? good stuff. is pakistan still in? funner to watch tht team is.

Mala108 said...

Mwahahahhaha!!! This just crack me up! I love Jesus but I love Krishna more :o) This is the kind of humor the world needs...

Ramanan said...

Splendid rendition Sriram... I cant stop to admire your writing and the lashing you do.... From slapstick commentary to geeky articles, you rock... I salute thee....

Anonymous said...

idiot

Anonymous said...

Krishna is indu vision of Christ. Jesus was a man acquired by Christic conscience like Earth acquires Sun light but Jesus was not lord Christ who is the same as Lord Krishna. Understood ?