Do humans have the same feelings nowadays? I wonder.
Okay, all weepy now? Life got you down? Hear this man out.
"The internet is an incredible distraction; the equivalent of one of those Pavlovian training machines that dispenses pine nuts to lab rats when they nudge the correct lever - except instead of nuts, the internet dispenses porn, chit-chat, 9/11 conspiracy theories, and YouTube footage of kittens falling over."